Virtual Songbook

Lyricist Jennie Litt traces her influences back to the great satirists of the 1960s, Tom Lehrer and Allan Sherman; cabaret giants Bertolt Brecht, Jacques Brel, Noël Coward, Flanders & Swann, and Dave Frishberg; their contemporary descendants Francesca Blumenthal, Goldrich & Heisler, and Christine Lavin; and pillars of the American musical theater, Lorenz Hart, Cole Porter, and Stephen Sondheim.

Composer David Alpher, who divides his musical life between classical and contemporary chamber music, art song, and cabaret, draws on his rich musical background in these songs, with a particular emphasis on jazz/blues, melody-driven ballads, and lushly imagined pastiche. He is particularly inspired in his cabaret writing by Leonard Bernstein, Vernon Duke, Bill Evans, George Gershwin, Richard Rodgers, and the teachings of Lehman Engel.

Working in a variety of genres — children's music, comic novelty, jazz/blues, neo-Tin Pan Alley, pop, protest, and satire — Litt and Alpher have amassed an eclectic oeuvre of tightly-crafted, piano-driven, stand-alone cabaret songs that tickle the funnybone, tell truths, and touch the heart.

“I ... very much enjoyed husband-and-wife team David Alpher and Jennie Litt, who performed one of David's original tunes, "Two Apples," an enchanting song which tells the story of two apples growing up together on the same branch of a tree!” — Jenna Esposito, The Cabaret Chronicles, BroadwayWorld.com

“...a great balance between the swing of the tunes and the packed-with-humor lyrics.” — Noel Katz, lyricist/composer (Area 51, Such Good Friends)

The Songs
A Brooklyn Lullaby: In this lovely, lilting barcarolle, night falls on an idealized pre-yuppie Brooklyn. A nostalgic urban lullaby for kids and grown-ups.	Lyrics Sheet Music
Christmas In The Doghouse: A holiday-season comic novelty narrated by the well-meaning family dog who, by behaving as nature intended, incurs the wrath of his human companions. A jingling Christmas melody, laughs, pathos, and a happy ending.	flash music player will overlay this. Lyrics Sheet Music
Clarity, Meaning, and Sense: A jazz-cat articulates his songwriting philosophy, in colorful jazz argot. Irony, rhythm, and scat. Inspired by the late Frank Conroy, writer, jazz pianist, and transformative teacher.	Lyrics Sheet Music
The Cosmic Perspective addresses no less a concept than the universe, from the point of view of the individual atoms that comprise it. The perfect encore, this short piece alternates between 4/4 and 3/4 time.	Lyrics Sheet Music
The Embryos' Lament: Eleven cryopreserved human embryos, left over from a successful cycle of in vitro fertilization, bewail their existential plight in this bluesy, edgily comic cri du coeur.	flash music player will overlay this. Lyrics Sheet Music
Friends: The home-based telecommuter who narrates this song sometimes doesn't see another human being for weeks — so she populates her world with phantom friends such as "Lynn Oleum," "Pattie O'Furniture," and "Beth Tub." As she lists her "friends," we observe her world falling apart around her. A multi-layered satire about how technology isolates us. "The lyrics boasted great creativity, and the gimmick was maintained throughout."	flash music player will overlay this. Lyrics Sheet Music
Going Nowhere Fast is a darkly humorous cautionary tale about gym addiction, with a surprise ending.	Lyrics Sheet Music
He Drives Me: "Any song that features an oversexed, anthropomorphised car is a hit with me." When an "auto automaton" is retro-fitted with "driver-recognition technology," it transforms into a passionate vixen with a dangerous crush on its owner. A modern take on the great old tradition of lusty, R-rated, double-entendre blues.	flash music player will overlay this. Lyrics Sheet Music
Hello In There: We wrote this ballad for our daughter Mirabelle while she was still in utero. 32 melodic, heartfelt bars.	flash music player will overlay this. Lyrics Sheet Music
Hot: When everything's swinging your way, this uptempo jazz number's your theme song.	Lyrics Sheet Music
I Want To Be A TV Chef: A jaunty, jazzy, uptempo comic novelty with a surprise ending. Jennie had to justify all those hours she'd wasted watching the Food Network somehow.	flash music player will overlay this. Lyrics Sheet Music
If I Were: A whimsical, humorous, family-friendly love song in a sophisticated folk idiom.	Lyrics Sheet Music
Make Yourself At Home: The biggest mistake we ever made was deciding to open a bed and breakfast. In this vaguely Gilbert-and-Sullivanesque patter song, we share the hard-won lessons of our folly.	Lyrics Sheet Music
My Man In The Moon: Yes, folks, we heard it on NPR: a report that the Bush Administration was considering a proposal to build a power plant — on the moon. This pastiche of an 1890s "moon waltz" is sung by the earthbound girl whose fiancé is deployed up there to build said plant. An absurd satire, with heart.	Lyrics Sheet Music
The Old Family Nuke: This ersatz Elizabethan ballad takes a nostalgic look back at those things — Astro-Turf, The Waltons, and above all, family dinners emerging steamy and fragrant from the microwave — that made our suburban childhoods so special. "I couldn't really relate to this piece, however a lot of the adults in the room found it to be funny."	Lyrics Sheet Music
The Opening Number of Our Show is an exhaustive catalog of qualities desirable in an opening number--or should I say exhausting?	Lyrics Sheet Music
The Public Transportation Rag: What goes around comes around, with stops conveniently located along the route. An age-old idea whose time has come — again.	flash music player will overlay this. Lyrics Sheet Music
Sea of People: We like to think of this song as a sort of anti-Another Hundred People – a rousing, piano-driven pop anthem celebrating the sheer exhilaration of human community.	Lyrics Sheet Music
Souvenir of Prague: Questionable taste alert! A bout of la turista amid Prague's eye-boggling medieval glory, set to David's most gorgeous melody — an hommage to Dvorák.	Lyrics Sheet Music
That Zegna Suit: Clothes make the man. A bouncy, uptempo tribute to the ennobling properties of a great designer suit.	Lyrics Sheet Music
Thirty-Two Bars: A good, old-fashioned, whiskey-soaked torch song in a traditional Tin Pan Alley 32-bar format.	flash music player will overlay this. Lyrics Sheet Music
Thong Song: Unrelated in any way to Sisqó's 2000 hit of the same title, which ranked ninth in a Rolling Stone poll of the 10 most annoying songs ever, our "Thong Song" is a mischievous and delightful little bonbon about a mischievous and delightful little bonbon.	flash music player will overlay this. Lyrics Sheet Music
Two Apples: A whimsical, folk-tinged story-song about ambition, the vicissitudes of fate, and nature's overarching plan, as experienced by a pair of apples named Rosie and Blanche.	flash music player will overlay this. Lyrics Sheet Music
Waiting: Jennie's recipe for an unforgettable first date.	Lyrics Sheet Music
We've All Got To Live In This World...: Something of a departure for us, a song whose message isn't couched in absurd satire, but we hope it isn't too preachy. Somewhat bluesy, with a jammin' piano solo and audience singalong.	Lyrics Sheet Music
Where Did It Go?: In this case, the 70 pounds Jennie lost back in '05. We don't sing this song anymore, since the pregnancy. Oh God, will we ever sing it again? But you can sing it, all you Weight Watchers success stories, South Beach graduates, and Zone aficionados out there! A highly unusual comic novelty with a stab of melancholy at its heart.	flash music player will overlay this. Lyrics Sheet Music
Your Standard Standard: A tongue-in-cheek standard manqué, that we nevertheless hope one day to see enshrined in the Great American Songbook, along with those distinguished works from which it so shamelessly derives.	flash music player will overlay this. Lyrics Sheet Music
The Voyage of the Manatee is based on the true story of a manatee who was sighted swimming up the Hudson River. A charming travelogue set to music.	Lyrics Sheet Music